Wednesday, February 27, 2008

ANNOTATED SPAM: "You know when you're Estonian when..."

Not an all-time classic, but some interesting points and observations. I don't get Internet mass mailings often, so here goes...

1. You use the word 'normal' if something is ok.


Estonians also say "normaaalne", accent on the second syllable, to mean "cool" or "that's impressive", in the sense of "not baad.."

I always associated use of the word more with Russians or Latvians. When I worked at a newspaper in Riga, there was a Latvian kid who used to do layout for us. He would be looking at Internet porn and when you asked, "Imants, where the hell are the thumbnails," he would say: "Normaals, normaals..." I don't know if he was commenting on the pictures or telling me everything was OK.

2. When visiting friends abroad you bring along a box of Kalev chocolate.

I always bring Viru Valge. But yes, this would be a tip-off that the guest is Estonian. Kalev chocolate is even harder to get abroad than Saku beer.

3. You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.


Certainly.

4. You know that going to the sauna is 80% about networking and 20% about washing

I enjoy the top level of the steam room as much as anyone else, but my thoughts usually revolve around out-toughing the other punters -- i.e., I try to arrive earlier and leave later, leaving the impression that I live in the sauna. For me, it's about competition , showing I can take the heat, and not protesting or heading for a lower level when someone throws another ladle on the rocks.

5. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)

Better Google the current ownership. But this is getting at something -- no one outside of Estonia seems to have any idea or knowledge about the Estonian connection in the case of Skype.

6. 'Kohuke' belongs to your menu

Cubes of biezpiens (curds) in chocolate is a Latvian invention, isn't it? But we have good ones.

7. You declare your taxes on the internet like all modern people

Absolutely. Just did, today. In fact, I read in Äripäev, the business daily, that declarations will phased out entirely in a few years -- already the equivalent of W-2 forms get sent automatically; in the future the right amount of income tax will be withheld automatically.

8. You actually believed for a while that Latvians had 6 toes per foot when you heard that as a child

Our childhood true story was that Latvian girls rubbed stinging nettles on my mother when she was a girl at a DP camp. Maybe this is something that shouldn't be repeated, but there you have it.

9. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located

Isn't it?

10. You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands

Pass.


11. You can quote films like "Viimne reliikvia" and "Siin me oleme"

I can hum a tune from the former.

12. You spit three times over your left shoulder for good luck

People do the spitting in such rapid succession that I had forgotten it was three times. But I do spit over my shoulder more than I say "knock on wood" or "touch wood".

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5 comments:

Karla said...

#13. You can pass the unofficial language test by repeating three times in rapid succession:
Pai papa, paneme paadile purjed peale, purjetame Piritale peole...

Toomas said...

Paar pisikest poisi palusid pai pappad. Palun pane pisikesele paadile (pram probably) paar purjed peale. Papa pani pisikesele paadile paar pisikest purjet peale. Parast Puhapaeval paar pisikest poisi purjetasid paar paeve paikstel paevadel Peipsi peal (probably planning performances) Piirita peol..........and I am in the USA.. Although I thought this was always an interesting facet of the Estonian language. .

Seems your blog purpose has changed, (Estonian-American making his home in the Old Country with wife and son writes on life on both sides of the pond), but what you are writing about has not much to with this side of the pond, nor mentions of wife and son, or things we can relate to here, unless we happen to be Estophiles, as seems to be your metamorphosis. But not all here, on this side of the pond, are Estophiles.

Kristopher said...

No, see, when we were in the States, I barely wrote about Estonia at all. I'm actually trying to keep it from being too heavy on the US.

If you look at the entries from around July 4. I mention Saku beer, but it's pretty America-phile. Now that it's the Independence Day over here, expect the same.

Readership is up sharply, so we wouldn't be very comfortable about too many day-in-the-life entries about family members. That's the biggest reason for that. There are other blogs that have been set up for that purpose. So, yes, this is a bit of a change.

Still, I think only rule for the blog is not to try to be everything to everyone, and that it would address the inevitable cross-cultural and daily life issues.

Kristopher said...

And I just checked: in the past two weeks I've posted on my GI tract and the street on which we live. You can't get much more personal than that.

But I've also noticed the personal posts don't get as many comments.

As for including Estonian-language pages in the links, there's plenty of room for everybody. If I POSTED in Estonian, I think criticism would be justified. No plans to do that.

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