Je'n les connais pas, ces femmes

Anyone else getting French Skype spam?

It started last night at 7:30 pm when "sexy femme arabe" popped up and asked "Tu es enfin de retour?" She wasn't wearing a veil anywhere in her profile picture, if you know what I mean.

I thought this was highly compromising. Here I am, just back from the eastern border and sitting at home, and some dusky dame with derrière en defile is already asking if I'm on the way back yet.

Then, today, "petite femme webcam" stopped by to ask: "Salut, t'es occupe?"

I guess the proper response would be: "Oui, j'e mari."

Odd things have been happening since I got back from Narva. Whenever WiFi signal strength is very low, Windows on Mac is likely to do a system dump with blue screen of death. Basically it means I can no longer have WiFi enabled when in transit.

Occasionally XP wants to install hardware, even though nothing has been plugged ito the USB.

It's not as simple as a virus or adware.

I smell the hand of Putin behind this. I knew those shots of the river were too placid to be for real. But I will get by. He can't intimidate me.